Sunday, March 22, 2009

This is called 50 FIRST REACTIONS. Type what comes to your mind FIRST whenever you see these 50 words. Don't think and don't go back and change. Doesn't matter how random it is, just type it! Repost it for all of your (bored) friends. Consider yourself tagged if you are reading this!
1. Beer: beer bottle
2. Food: chicken
3. Relationships: heart shape thing.
4. Your CRUSH: The Incredible Hulk.
5. Power Rangers: all five standing in a row. blue is on the left when you look at them, red is in the middle(obviously), yellow and pink are on the right. i dont know what happened to the last one. he shall be the Lost Ranger.
6. Life: fountain of life. dont ask.
7. The President: IS BLACK. OMG.
8. Yummy: there was no first thing. however, the included were: vanilla ice cream.
9. Cars: lightning mcqueen. Oh my God.
10. Movies: popcorn
11. Halloween: pimpkin in a wizard hat.
12. Sex: too long to write
13. Religion: allows its creators' sons to walk on water. No shit. Today will be the birth of Bechorathism. Though it will be annoying as hell if my son tries to scuba dive.
14. Hate: nondescript
15. Fear: girls! RGHARGHARGHAGR
16. Marriage: white. so much white.
17. Blondes: dumb. stereotypical, but this quiz DID ask for my first reaction
18. Slippers: slippers.
19. Shoes: i must have new sandals.
20. Asians: are über. WHO THE HELL INVENTED DIGIMON AND ANIME, BITCH?!
21. Pass time: walking by my clock.
22. One night stand: No way in hell I'm gonna stand for that long.
23. My cell Phone: is extremely sexy, yet cannot video call. Shit.
24. Smoke: smoke.
25. Fantasy: final fantasy.
26. College: money
27. High school life: omg. dont remind me.
28. Pajamas: long sleeves.
29. Stars: many white dots in the dark sky. now that im typing this out its like an analogy to gaijins in india.
30. Center: no firsts.
31. Alcohol: another beer bottle.
32. The word love: spelled backwards can be pronounced EVOL.
33. Friends: are amazingly sexy. i muz has moar.
34. Money: that wad of cash i always see in cartoons and tv shows. dey mus be lazurd.
35. Heartache: Breakin' - The All-American Rejects
36. Time: is irrelavant. Considering how linear it is as applied to us, it really is. ALSO; WONDERFUL THEORY: The more time passes by, the faster it does. basically, the older you get, the faster you grow. or, the older you get, the faster time flies. and more bullshit like that.
37. Divorce: hm. i dunno.
Dogs: CHLOE!!!
39. Undies: . . . This information is classified and will remain indisclosed, except to people I am about to bed, and close family members.
40. Parents: Überlicious(how digusting does that sound?!)
41. Babies: annoyances.
42. Ex: trem: ely: cool: that: ,: I: am: .:
43. Song: Jizz in my Pants
44. Color: BLEUUUFHDSUH, which reminds me. fosters home for imaginary friends should be on sometime.
45. Weddings: boring.
46. Pizza: hawaii
47. Hangout: I don't have one. Thanks for reminding me.
48. Rest: everyday.
49. Goal: I don't have one. Thanks for reminding me about that too.
50. Inspiration: Albert Einstein.

next.

WOULD YOU RATHER...?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? why?
Toungue. My nose is leaking enough as it is. Pierce another hole? YOu've got to be kidding me.
2. Be serious or be funny?
Seriously funny ;)
3. Drink whole or skim milk?
Now, neither. I have like a diarrhea allergy to milk. This is bullshit.
4. Die in a fire or get shot?
Do I die from getting shot?
1. Sun or moon?
Moon. It's like way sexier.
2. Winter or Fall?
WINTER.
3. Left or right?
Middle.
4. Sunny or rainy?
Rainy. So I can stay at home.
5. Peach or Pear?
Peach. Keith chose pear.
6. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl. Who cuts spaghetti?!
7. Do You Cook?
No.
8. Current mood?
Regretting not doing my holiday homework, and regretting now so that in the near future as I confess to my teacher/make up another excuse, I do not need to feel regret and therefore have a better state of mind with which to come up with an excuse.

IN THE LAST WEEK HAVE YOU...
1. Kissed someone?
Thank you, once again, for reminding me of the loser that I am.
2. Sang?
Yea. meh.
3. Been hugged?
I guess. Wait, yes.
4. Danced Crazy?
no
5. Cried?
NO.
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